i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
can you illegally download sleep
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
ok keep scrolling
"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"
i’m never eating at Denny’s again
when someone cheats on their bf or gf
i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories